my fucking sister
my sister was giving me a pep talk about my interview tomorrow, which consisted of
- holding my hand for five minutes
- “bring a harpoon and say ‘give me this job or I’ll harpoon ya to death.’”
- left the room chanting “ducks! ducks! ducks! ducks!” (which is apparently from the Mighty Ducks)
ITS A REAL PARTY OVER HERE
THIS IS HOW MY SISTER EATS BURRITOS
we have to talk about my sister.
update: my sister opened her Galentine’s day gift and immediately started crying.
my cute little present for my sister for Galentine’s Day
my sister and I are watching all of The Office Christmas episodes WHAT A TIME.
my sister fell asleep on my lap while we were watching Will and Grace and tbh this is my ideal Saturday night.