why am I even applying for jobs? I’m sure some crusty old white guy would pay decent money to watch me eat a boston cream donut naked.

maureenmargaret:

I pulled a ~hilarious prank today where I texted this photo to some of my more gullible friends and said I was engaged and everyone was PISSED

an update:

and

maureenmargaret:

I pulled a ~hilarious prank today where I texted this photo to some of my more gullible friends and said I was engaged and everyone was PISSED

an update:

and

this weekend my friends took two photos of me that I think pretty accurately capture my entire personality

sometimes you think you’re an adult and then

sometimes you think you’re an adult and then

normcore-dad:

I got wine in my glass & no pants on my ass

nialllhoran:

[wears heavy eyeliner and leather jacket] [listens to one direction loudly on bus] this is who I am

daenerysknope:

 

daenerysknope:

 

weloveshortvideos:

Singing his heart out 

Vine by beautifullmiaa

HIRE ME

HIRE ME

My academic career

2005:

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Present:

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speedwag:

ya hes cute but would he call out a transmysogynist