would you eat ass if it meant that all your student loan debt would be dissolved?
why am I even applying for jobs? I’m sure some crusty old white guy would pay decent money to watch me eat a boston cream donut naked.
I pulled a ~hilarious prank today where I texted this photo to some of my more gullible friends and said I was engaged and everyone was PISSED
this weekend my friends took two photos of me that I think pretty accurately capture my entire personality
[wears heavy eyeliner and leather jacket] [listens to one direction loudly on bus] this is who I am