all my other friends work 9-5 so here’s me and my bff
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
Who needs friends when you’ve got Terry Gross? An illustration by Eleanor Davis: http://nyr.kr/1nYvPYw
No you hang up. No, you!
eeeep i know!!!!!! it’s very exciting!!!!
(there’s my little head in the top-right corner!)
and there’s that interview!!! v exciting stuff.
never forget when i briefly dated someone this summer and maureen’s first reaction upon seeing a photo of him was “i mean he’s cute but what is up with his jeans?”
if you’re still wearing carpenter jeans I want absolutely nothing to do with you.