guess who’s hung over and just took two benadryl but is still going to an open bar tonight YOUR TIME’S UP IT’S ME.
guess who’s hung over and just took two benadryl but is still going to an open bar tonight YOUR TIME’S UP IT’S ME.
it was a long day.
My new best friend
I just feel like we don’t get drunk together as often as we should, Andrew.
GOIN ON VACATION SELFIE.
red lipstick and polka dotz.

speaking of Christmas, if you haven’t already watched our dumb video feel free to get in the holiday spirit.
sometimes you dye your hair the same color as your lipstick and that’s okay.
The I’ve-been-wearing-this-suit-for-14-hours realness selfie~ (at Waldorf-Astoria Hotel)
One day is not enough.
The business bitch~
Still swollen and sore but TTYL GOING TO SEE DA BOSS.
first selfie in the new apartment ~
The fluffiest of hair days. (Taken with Instagram at Da Vagina Haus)
July, 2012.
fresh and clean and naked and goofy.