my sister was giving me a pep talk about my interview tomorrow, which consisted of
- holding my hand for five minutes
- “bring a harpoon and say ‘give me this job or I’ll harpoon ya to death.’”
- left the room chanting “ducks! ducks! ducks! ducks!” (which is apparently from the Mighty Ducks)
ITS A REAL PARTY OVER HERE
THIS IS HOW MY SISTER EATS BURRITOS
we have to talk about my sister.
update: my sister opened her Galentine’s day gift and immediately started crying.
my cute little present for my sister for Galentine’s Day
my sister and I are watching all of The Office Christmas episodes WHAT A TIME.
my sister fell asleep on my lap while we were watching Will and Grace and tbh this is my ideal Saturday night.
everything is terrible and stressful out in the real world but yesterday I surprised my sister with Kate Nash tickets and her pure joy is reason enough for me to be happy for like a week.