workin on my coverletter

workin on my coverletter

fingerbacksnap:

fingerbacksnap:

would you eat ass if it meant that all your student loan debt would be dissolved? 

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More like crapitalism
Karl Marx (via queerandpresentdanger)

oopi:

one direction: you are by far the loudest crowd yet!!!!

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why am I even applying for jobs? I’m sure some crusty old white guy would pay decent money to watch me eat a boston cream donut naked.

maureenmargaret:

I pulled a ~hilarious prank today where I texted this photo to some of my more gullible friends and said I was engaged and everyone was PISSED

an update:

and

maureenmargaret:

I pulled a ~hilarious prank today where I texted this photo to some of my more gullible friends and said I was engaged and everyone was PISSED

an update:

and

this weekend my friends took two photos of me that I think pretty accurately capture my entire personality

sometimes you think you’re an adult and then

sometimes you think you’re an adult and then

normcore-dad:

I got wine in my glass & no pants on my ass

nialllhoran:

[wears heavy eyeliner and leather jacket] [listens to one direction loudly on bus] this is who I am

daenerysknope:

 

daenerysknope:

 

weloveshortvideos:

Singing his heart out 

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