all my other friends work 9-5 so here’s me and my bff

all my other friends work 9-5 so here’s me and my bff

yoconozco:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

yes.

misbeliefs:

thinkin bout dat summer body, but also bout dem tacos

nprfreshair:

newyorker:

Who needs friends when you’ve got Terry Gross? An illustration by Eleanor Davis: http://nyr.kr/1nYvPYw


No you hang up. No, you!

nprfreshair:

newyorker:

Who needs friends when you’ve got Terry Gross? An illustration by Eleanor Davis: http://nyr.kr/1nYvPYw

No you hang up. No, you!

genarowlands:

   

Anonymous → you're on the front page of the newspaper today!

eeeep i know!!!!!! it’s very exciting!!!!

image(there’s my little head in the top-right corner!)

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and there’s that interview!!! v exciting stuff.

oh look there’s another story about me on the internet!

oh look there’s another story about me on the internet!

lostcivilization:

SPICE RACK!!!!

lostcivilization:

SPICE RACK!!!!

karenmoscovitz:

never forget when i briefly dated someone this summer and maureen’s first reaction upon seeing a photo of him was “i mean he’s cute but what is up with his jeans?”

if you’re still wearing carpenter jeans I want absolutely nothing to do with you.