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karenmoscovitz:

is he the true normcore dad?!?!?!?!

I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

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A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.

stunningpicture:

A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.

Do not try to be pretty. You weren’t meant to be pretty; you were meant to burn down the earth and graffiti the sky. Don’t let anyone ever simplify you to just “pretty.”
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Laurie White Jordan is offended by her own boobs and my eyes are stuck rolled in the back of my head

Laurie White Jordan is offended by her own boobs and my eyes are stuck rolled in the back of my head

ya girl be drunk

ya girl be drunk

pictured: girl who’s wine drunk on a boat

pictured: girl who’s wine drunk on a boat

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having a terrible time #whitegirlpics  (at Casa Marina - A Waldorf Astoria Resort)

having a terrible time #whitegirlpics (at Casa Marina - A Waldorf Astoria Resort)

ibuprofairy:

if u think im cute, youre right

nialllhoran:

[wears heavy eyeliner and leather jacket] [listens to one direction loudly on bus] this is who I am

do you wanna make out

do you wanna make out

beach day aesthetics

beach day aesthetics

we should really get rid of Florida

we should really get rid of Florida