unimpressed2chainz:

(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen

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I see you guys 
do you all need compliments is that what this is

Anonymous → Ok sounds good. Tell me how amazing I am. Do it. I need this today lol.

I’m sure you’re super amazing! you’re probably so great! I don’t know who you are bc anonymous though but ya! what an excellent human probably!

wow this is great the internet is great i’m a little drunk but i love you guys if you want me to tell you how great you are just message me i’ll write you a novel.

A L S O now that I’ve had a few beers can we talk about how I had to come out in my class today during a ~diversity exercise~ and my Professor called me gay twice and both times I was like, “that’s not really how I identify” but he just proceeded along his merry way so

normcore-dad said: is there something funny happening to your right why are you looking over there, that is not where the camera is maybe you need new glasses??

I’m OBVIOUSLY looking at my bff sierra nevada pale ale GOD TREY.

adultbabyblog said: loling at such small hands and rolling my eyes at trey.

right?! what a thorn in my selfie’s side dang.

all my other friends work 9-5 so here’s me and my bff

all my other friends work 9-5 so here’s me and my bff

I hope the next boy that you kiss has something terribly contagious on his lips.
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punkpoisonivy:

oh my god I’m so sick of the Miley Cyrus conversation ok 

Miley isn’t a feminist icon because she uses black women as accessories, is culturally appropriative, objectifies black women, uses slurs, and hasn’t apologized for any of it. NOT because she dresses scandalously or expresses her sexuality.

Stop ignoring racism in the name of sexual politics. 

Feminist “icons” are not feminist icons if they contribute to the marginalization of women. End of debate. Bye. 

learning about the “values and risks of workforce diversity” in a business class pray 4 me my angels.

LOOK AT THIS LIL PRINCESS

LOOK AT THIS LIL PRINCESS

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Coleman Engle recommends Lumberjanes #1

Lumberjanes is an awesome new series from BOOM! Studios’ new imprint BOOM! Box that showcases the tremendous talents of numerous up and coming women in the industry.

 The story, written by Noelle Stevenson (gingerhaze) and Grace Ellis (ohheygrace) is about a small group of friends and their time at a summer camp for “hardcore lady types”. With this first issue we are introduced to the main members of The Roanoke Cabin: Mal, Molly, April, Ripley and Jo. Out late one night, they come across three-eyed foxes, a cryptic message and an agitated camp counselor…all in a day’s work! While the girls are off getting into trouble, magic and mystery flicker around the panels. It’ll be exciting to see what’s in store for them!

 The artwork is done by Brooke Allen (brookeallen) whose incredible sense of line weight, storytelling and attention to detail make each page a knockout. Allen (who put out a book called A Home For Mr. Easter with NBM, which can be downloaded on comiXology) is no stranger to cartooning, taking inspiration from Blutch, Akira Toriyama, and Jeff Smith and creating her own engaging and stellar worlds.

Adding to the charm of each page are beautiful colors by Maarta Laiho and hand lettering by Aubrey Aiese. The marriage of Allen’s art, Laiho’s colors and Aiese’s bubbly, playful words seems effortless.

 If this first issue is telling of how the series is going to be, we should all be super stoked to see more! Like, SUPER stoked!

[Pick up Lumberjanes #1 here!]

For fans of: comedy, female leads

Coleman Engle is a cartoonist from Virginia currently living in Brooklyn. He works at comiXology as a Digital Editor.