marniethedog:

I’m nutz 4 nutz

marniethedog:

I’m nutz 4 nutz

the special at work today is hot dogs wrapped in bacon with CHILI and the bartender upstairs tried to tell me that’s “healthier” than my veg flat-bread bc there’s no bread???? and carbs are bad for you???

tastefullyoffensive:

How the dinosaurs really died.[via]

tastefullyoffensive:

How the dinosaurs really died.

[via]

6woofs:

6woofs:

A photo I’d normally crop, but…. omg the cat’s head. I…. had no idea he was there at the time.

I can’t stop laughing



LOOK AT THAT CAT

6woofs:

6woofs:

A photo I’d normally crop, but…. omg the cat’s head. I…. had no idea he was there at the time.

I can’t stop laughing

photo catheadhaha2.jpg

LOOK AT THAT CAT

my fucking sister

my fucking sister

Mariah’s backup singer is forced to pay up when he bets $20 that she can’t hit the whistle notes in Obsessed

one of my coworkers today told me how he thinks it’s “so insane” how much I talk about farting and I said “that should give you an idea about how often I do it.”

dj-toyotathon:


Ladies…

dj-toyotathon:

Ladies…

IT’S A FRITZ BERNAISE

TITLE: UnknownPaper Bag
ARTIST: Unknown Fiona Apple
PLAYS: Unknown3893

My husband just told me that there’s a bug in a bikini doing the backstroke in our bathtub and I know it’s a lie but I just want to make sure.

floorboreds:

me: can’t just keep spending money on urself whenever u feel sad

me: yeah u can