long fart sound

long fart sound

normcore-dad:

hi maureen

okay trey i’m “sorry” for being “very drunk”

normcore-dad:

hi maureen

okay trey i’m “sorry” for being “very drunk”

I guess I didn’t realize how wine drunk I was until I started replying to everyone’s posts

zazzle-poetry:

buy here

zazzle-poetry:

buy here

malkmusinthemiddle:

hate this bc of 13

im coming to philly 2 do karaoke w you and dedicating it to you

"4 the love of my life maureen, cant wait to get married to this song"

I’LL SAY NO, BUT WILL KISS YOU ANYWAY

floozys:

gwenjr:

I don’t know if this has been uploaded here yet but the guy who does those Punjabi remixes made a Sam Pepper parody video and it is just glorious

this was an experience 

this changed my life 

so NERVOUS about the new job can’t stop being nervous about it, don’t even had time to be mad at my mom for yelling at me about my student loans!!!!

markruffalo:

amajor7:

the saddest photo in the world

Sorry!

markruffalo:

amajor7:

the saddest photo in the world

Sorry!

cleffairie:

you are the smell before rain, you are the rock to my dwayne

toothpastecomics:

Teach your kids about republicans. From Toothpaste For Dinner.

toothpastecomics:

Teach your kids about republicans. From Toothpaste For Dinner.

unimpressed2chainz:

drake has the prayer hands tattoo i didn’t know he could become more appealing to me 

zayrn:

there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here

malkmusinthemiddle:

malkmusinthemiddle:

welcome

this is still good yall