the special at work today is hot dogs wrapped in bacon with CHILI and the bartender upstairs tried to tell me that’s “healthier” than my veg flat-bread bc there’s no bread???? and carbs are bad for you???
A photo I’d normally crop, but…. omg the cat’s head. I…. had no idea he was there at the time.
I can’t stop laughing
LOOK AT THAT CAT
my fucking sister
Mariah’s backup singer is forced to pay up when he bets $20 that she can’t hit the whistle notes in Obsessed
one of my coworkers today told me how he thinks it’s “so insane” how much I talk about farting and I said “that should give you an idea about how often I do it.”
IT’S A FRITZ BERNAISE
My husband just told me that there’s a bug in a bikini doing the backstroke in our bathtub and I know it’s a lie but I just want to make sure.