January 2012
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spacepunkisthefuture:
When I was 14, I made a list of characteristics that would make ~the perfect man~. Remember I was 14. Anyways, I found the list when I was cleaning my room and I thought it was pretty funny. I haven’t really changed that much.
Knows how to spell
Isn’t creepy
Has good taste
Open-minded, honest, nice dude
not a fascist
somewhat morally sound
Faban also made a list.
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Downloading music is the same thing I used to do: I used to record all the songs...
– Liam Gallagher (via demycrawley)
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So my friend made his study abroad blog entirely... →
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The Most Badass Excerpt From Barney Frank's...
Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
Interviewer: Why not?
Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
Interviewer: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it.
Barney Frank: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion?
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Who has never killed an hour? Not casually or without thought, but carefully: a...
– Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves (via doubledaybooks)
This book fucked my day up for like six months.
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Interviewer: Have you heard from Ryan Gosling since you told Rolling Stone that he came up to you at a Jamba Juice but you shut him down because you didn't recognize him?
Aubrey Plaza: I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn’t go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don’t know what’s in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together forever.
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everets:
high school is weird because it’s literally the biggest waste of time in your whole life but it’s also a lot harder than college.
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So let me put colleges and universities on notice: If you can’t stop tuition...
– President Obama
(via going-to-scranton)
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Anonymous asked: whos the last person you had sex with
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Things I have said outloud to myself today.
“Aw look at that penguin!”
“My boobs look sad in this bra.”
“Okay well he’s not THAT old.”
“I kind of feel like a plastic bag today.”
“I wonder how long I can hold my breath for.”
“Maybe I should buy running shoes!”
And it’s only 1:30.
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What’s the worst thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now. You’re...
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Full frontal feminism: a young women’s guide to why feminism matters
By Jessica Valenti
(via sauriaids)