Matt Damon and Mindy Kaling on the set of their Nationwide Super Bowl commercial in Los Angeles
remember when mindy was in a play called Matt and Ben though????
I dyed my sister’s hair tonight and now I’m about to dye mine I’m a terrible influence
if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you
last night I got very very drunk and danced around Christie’s apartment completely naked? for like a while? it was 10:30?
I tried to ~treat myself~ to a new bra online and I accidentally bought a WATER BRA???? it’s so heavy! i’m the worst!
TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS AT WORK IS EXHAUSTING
man, 0% of me wants to be in New Jersey right now why did I do this?