"who needs politics when u have swag?" - Joe Biden
absolutely not we are still feuding!
I left my umbrella at home and I am wearing a gosh darn white tank top in the pouring rain and now I just poured sauce all over my shirt so TODAY IS GOING VERY WELL.
my grandma thinks i am dating someone named train
you love trains!!!!!!!!
look at this sweet little cuddle buddy.
welp someone stole my wallet but at least I got to pet a lot of dogs today
does this tiny sleepy peanut make me look like a giant?
one time Karen and I were in her kitchen after her confirmation ceremony and I made her laugh while she was drinking one of those little barrel juice things? remember the 90s? anyway she laughed so hard she puked up purple juice all over her nice white ceremony gown and I was so smugly satisfied with my joke I didn’t even notice she was choking.
IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP
WHOEVER MADE THIS PLEASE ACCEPT MY HAND IN MARRIAGE