what should I name this babe?!

what should I name this babe?!

"who needs politics when u have swag?" - Joe Biden

"who needs politics when u have swag?" - Joe Biden

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING ANGEL

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING ANGEL

absolutely not we are still feuding!

absolutely not we are still feuding!

I left my umbrella at home and I am wearing a gosh darn white tank top in the pouring rain and now I just poured sauce all over my shirt so TODAY IS GOING VERY WELL.

karenmoscovitz:

my grandma thinks i am dating someone named train

you love trains!!!!!!!!

look at this sweet little cuddle buddy.

look at this sweet little cuddle buddy.

welp someone stole my wallet but at least I got to pet a lot of dogs today

does this tiny sleepy peanut make me look like a giant?

does this tiny sleepy peanut make me look like a giant?

normcore-dad → maureen tell me a good embarassing karen story

one time Karen and I were in her kitchen after her confirmation ceremony and I made her laugh while she was drinking one of those little barrel juice things? remember the 90s? anyway she laughed so hard she puked up purple juice all over her nice white ceremony gown and I was so smugly satisfied with my joke I didn’t even notice she was choking. 

misandry-mermaid:

fozmeadows:

nothingman:

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IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP


WHOEVER MADE THIS PLEASE ACCEPT MY HAND IN MARRIAGE

misandry-mermaid:

fozmeadows:

nothingman:

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IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP

WHOEVER MADE THIS PLEASE ACCEPT MY HAND IN MARRIAGE